IIT student vs Normal student

Well personally, even i dont understand most of wat is sais by iit student but got it from smwhere so thot of sharing it with all of u.



IIT Student vs Normal Person


A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass houses
shouldnot throw stones.
IIT STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes
invitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from
catapulting perilous projectiles.

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NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
IIT STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.

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NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
IIT STUDENT: All articles that coruscate with resplendence
are not truly auriferous.

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NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
IIT STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be
interdicted.

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NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
IIT STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering
any testimony.

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NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
IIT STUDENT : Neophyte's serendipity.

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NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss
IIT STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates
no congeries of small, green, biophyticplant.

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NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together
IIT STUDENT: Members of an avian species of identical
plumage tend to congregate.

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NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep
IIT STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous
profundity.

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NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness
IIT STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime
is contiguous to rectitude.

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NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk
IIT STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of
precipitately departed lactile fluid.

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NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog newtricks
IIT STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinatea
superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.

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NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leapIIT STUDENT :
Surveillance should precede saltation.

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NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best
IIT STUDENT : The person presenting the ultimatecachinnation
possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.

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NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dullboy.
IIT STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores
without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jacka
hebetudinous fellow.

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NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!
IIT STUDENT : Where there are visible vapours havingtheir
provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials,there is conflagration.

as this is not my writing, next one,which btw will come soon, will be for "phoenix". :)