IIT student vs Normal student
Well personally, even i dont understand most of wat is sais by iit student but got it from smwhere so thot of sharing it with all of u.
IIT Student vs Normal Person
A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass houses
shouldnot throw stones.
IIT STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes
invitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from
catapulting perilous projectiles.
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NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
IIT STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.
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NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
IIT STUDENT: All articles that coruscate with resplendence
are not truly auriferous.
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NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
IIT STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be
interdicted.
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NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
IIT STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering
any testimony.
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NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
IIT STUDENT : Neophyte's serendipity.
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NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss
IIT STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates
no congeries of small, green, biophyticplant.
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NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together
IIT STUDENT: Members of an avian species of identical
plumage tend to congregate.
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NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep
IIT STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous
profundity.
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NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness
IIT STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime
is contiguous to rectitude.
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NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk
IIT STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of
precipitately departed lactile fluid.
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NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog newtricks
IIT STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinatea
superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
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NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leapIIT STUDENT :
Surveillance should precede saltation.
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NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best
IIT STUDENT : The person presenting the ultimatecachinnation
possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.
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NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dullboy.
IIT STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores
without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jacka
hebetudinous fellow.
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NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!
IIT STUDENT : Where there are visible vapours havingtheir
provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials,there is conflagration.
as this is not my writing, next one,which btw will come soon, will be for "phoenix". :)
IIT Student vs Normal Person
A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass houses
shouldnot throw stones.
IIT STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes
invitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from
catapulting perilous projectiles.
*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
IIT STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.
*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
IIT STUDENT: All articles that coruscate with resplendence
are not truly auriferous.
*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
IIT STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be
interdicted.
*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
IIT STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering
any testimony.
*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
IIT STUDENT : Neophyte's serendipity.
*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss
IIT STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates
no congeries of small, green, biophyticplant.
*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together
IIT STUDENT: Members of an avian species of identical
plumage tend to congregate.
*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep
IIT STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous
profundity.
*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness
IIT STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime
is contiguous to rectitude.
*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk
IIT STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of
precipitately departed lactile fluid.
*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog newtricks
IIT STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinatea
superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leapIIT STUDENT :
Surveillance should precede saltation.
*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best
IIT STUDENT : The person presenting the ultimatecachinnation
possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.
*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dullboy.
IIT STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores
without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jacka
hebetudinous fellow.
*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!
IIT STUDENT : Where there are visible vapours havingtheir
provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials,there is conflagration.
as this is not my writing, next one,which btw will come soon, will be for "phoenix". :)
posted by vinal at 6:14 PM
10 Comments:
pretty funny
but i can tunderstand why iit student in particular..we dont have that good an english
and we dont like complicated things!
waiting for ur next post though....:P
even i felt so...but was nice one so thot of posting it...
even i want to write smthn but just running out of time....
well well well!!!
kash meri bhi iss IIT STUDENT jaisi angrezi hoti
are ye jarur GRE ki fite maar raha hoga..:D
@shaurya
thi matlab?
ara ki mess ke khane se yaddasht kho jati hai kya?:D
still waiting for ur post vinal
are dekho to sahi....its there....
Good and quite innovative material ..speciallly as and for reading freaks ...the guy has Belled the CAT tooo isuppose
I really like when people are expressing their opinion and thought. So I like the way you are writing
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